marry her off early

Dear Della,

Last night while we were eating dinner, I asked about your day at school. You said that you played wedding with Brock and Henry. I inquired about details but following you sometimes is a little difficult.

This morning, when we went into your classroom, you immediately went and got a piece of pink, tulle-like material. While you busied yourself with that, Teacher Brittany asked me if I heard about your wedding yesterday.

Brittany told me that she saw you with the material over your head and playing with Henry. She also saw something under the material and gestured to her midriff area. She asked what you guys were doing. You informed her that "Henwy and me awe gettin' mawwied and havin' a baby!". She also said that you were asking people to be your bridesmaid.

I laughed out loud at that story! After hearing it, you said "I gonna get mawwied when I get bigga!". When is that? Next year, 7, 10? Let me know 'cause I want to know when I can start sleeping in again.

I love you,

Mama